WELCOME TO THE SUGAR DEALER
Sugar addicts unite & rejoice. The sugar dealer is back! Let us be in charge of your Mother's day sugar hit!!!
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A BIT ABOUT US - OR JUST KEEP SCROLLING FOR THE IMPORTANT SHIT
If you haven’t heard there was a hostile take over, but truth be known, it’s a team of sugar dealers to complete the job - Coz we all know Kim was a bad ass bitch, and got the job done. But things are changing around here - maybe for the better, or maybe not. Don’t worry - we wont change the OGs - but we’re not into cake decorating - just sugar, chocolate and fun. Stay tuned for brownies, cheesecake and NYC style cookies.
The team… well that much hasn’t changed - there’s just more of us… If you threw together a mix of fun mums and hard workers, added a generous pour of loyal friends, long time co-workers, a penchant for summer nights on the beach or random family adventures, and topped it all off with a healthy sprinkle of (sometimes inappropriate) humour, you’d pull together this rather large package of awesomeness.
With Sal & Tahlia on the tools - you have yourself - The Sugar Dealers 2.0!
HALF ASSED
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For the mum who doesn’t want flowers.
She wants chocolate. And silence.
Dense. Fudgy. Absolutely loaded with Ferrero.
Hazelnut. Chocolate. More chocolate.
Zero restraint.
This is not a slice, it’s a full personality.
Crackly top. Gooey centre.
The kind of indulgence that says “don’t ask me for anything for at least 10 minutes.”
Buy it for mum…
then walk away.
No sharing. No crumbs left behind.
SPRINKLE SOME SOUL ON IT
CHUNKY NYC COOKIE
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For the mum who said she didn’t want anything…
and now will absolutely fight someone over this.
Triple choc. Nutella molten centre. M&Ms holding it all together.
This isn’t a cookie, it’s a coping mechanism.
Crunchy edges. Soft middle.
Barely holding it together, but still showing up.
Buy it for mum…
then don’t touch it.
No sharing. No talking. No one test her.
PSA: Contains nuts, gluten, and a whole lotta sugar. Proceed with reckless abandon.
DON’T MISS OUT
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Built for mums who are one minor inconvenience away from losing it.
Thick. Gooey. Emotionally supportive.
Packed with creamy white choc, tangy dreeze dried berry sass, and macadamias that say “I deserve five minutes alone” (and you do).
Crispy on the outside. Soft in the middle.
Kind of like mum before 8am.
Buy it for her…
Or don’t. She’ll find it anyway.
No sharing. No guilt. No one touch mum’s cookie.
PSA: Contains nuts, gluten, and a whole lotta sugar. Proceed with reckless abandon.
