HALF ASS BROWNIE (ferrero)

For the mum who doesn’t want flowers.
She wants chocolate. And silence.

Dense. Fudgy. Absolutely loaded with Ferrero.

Hazelnut. Chocolate. More chocolate.
Zero restraint.

This is not a slice, it’s a full personality.

Crackly top. Gooey centre.
The kind of indulgence that says “don’t ask me for anything for at least 10 minutes.”

Buy it for mum…
then walk away.

No sharing. No crumbs left behind.